NO SLIP CONSTRUCTED WITH A SPECIAL GRIP-COATED FRAME AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE FROM LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT WHEN VOLCANO SURFING
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