NO SLIP CONSTRUCTED WITH A SPECIAL GRIP-COATED FRAME AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE FROM LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT WHEN VOLCANO SURFING
Goodr Wrap G's are extremely extreme sunglasses for extremely extreme people. Whether you're an extreme athlete or a pretty average athlete who is extremely delusional, these wrap-around shades support you with no slip, no bounce, anti-fog, all polarized awesomeness.
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