Slate G 'Made of Dark Matter' Sunglasses

Goodr

$55.00
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An invisible & hypothetical form of matter?! Not in these shades! With black frames, nonreflective lenses & a classic square silhouette, inexplicable gravitational effects will be more than "implied." You'll be utterly irresistible...like gravity.

Polarized lenses reduce glare so your vision stays sharp & clear.

Made for medium noggins

Sunglasses are final sale.

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