PHG 'Stay Fly, Ornithologists' Sunglasses

PHG 'Stay Fly, Ornithologists' Sunglasses


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Shades that were designed to look good(r) and stay comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. Quite simply the best looking running sunglasses you can buy for less than $60.


lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses

head sizeFor Regular Heads

best useBest for Out of This World Runs


Don't be a dodo!!! Spread your wings and soar with Stay Fly, Ornithologists PHG sunglasses. These professorial frames won't slip or bounce while you live your best life. Unlike the dodos, who lived on the island Mauritius, and watched all their eggs get eaten by pigs, cats and monkeys. What a bunch of losers! We're not trying to scare you or anything, but the dodo made absolutely zero attempts to stay fly, and now it's extinct. Nuff said.

Have you ever dreamed of starting your life over as a prospector on an off-world colony mining orgone crystals in outer space?! This gray double bridge round sunglasses can be considered a writeoff then.

NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

NO BOUNCE Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

NO DISSERTATION No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.


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