PHG 'Dr. Ray, Sting' Sunglasses


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Blue double bridge sunglasses for the active doctor, sting ray, Sting, Ray, or sting ray doctor. No slip. No bounce. All polarized. All fun.


lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for Treating Sick Burns


Stingrays are friends...NOT. Stingrays are a-holes! ("What?! Blasphemy! Where is your evidence for this preposterous claim?" - Dr. Ray, Sting). Have you ever been stung? That HURTS. And peeing on it doesn’t help. ("Indeed. That is correct. Finally, you say something reasonable." - Dr. Ray, Sting.) Trust us. We have a PHG, so we'd know. ("Nonsense! Owning PHG glasses does not grant toxicologic expertise!" - Dr. Ray, Sting.)

Have you ever dreamed of starting your life over as a prospector on an off-world colony mining orgone crystals in outer space?! This gray double bridge round sunglasses can be considered a writeoff then.

NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

NO BOUNCE Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

NO DISSERTATION No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.

Sunglasses are final sale.

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