BFG "Zeus You Are The Father" Sunglasses- Limited Edition

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LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

HAIL ZEUS!!! God of the Sky, and Thirsty Shapeshifter. He turned into all kinds of animals to seduce goddesses, nymphs, and mortals. Swan. Cuckoo. Bull. (Also, Carl the Flamingo SWEARS Zeus morphed into a flamingo once to bone him.) According to God Sex Magazine, Zeus had 57 partners, 54 children, and countless ties for Xmas presents.)

 

INTRODUCING ZEUS, YOU ARE THE FATHER.


Once he was dragged onto Ancient Greek Television to prove he fathered Ares, but before the results were read he threw lightning bolts at Maurice, the God of Dramatic Reveal. The spirit of Zeus currently lives on in furries.

lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Tall & Wide Heads 
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

No Slip: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce: Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

Polarized: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

 

Sunglasses are final sale.


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