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CG 'Jaded Little Pill' Sunglasses
There is literally nothing ironic about a black fly in your chardonnay. It's probably just a health code violation. And who gives a sh*t if it rains on your wedding day? Just go inside where it's not raining, and most marriages end in divorce anyway, so what's the point? The only thing ironic about the song ironic is that nothing in that song is ironic. Sh*t just happens. Deal with it. Namaste.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
No Slip: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
No Bounce: Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
Polarized: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
Sunglasses are final sale.